morning call

This morning, I had an in-line telephone call. Usually I do not use this telephone system. I do not know even my extension number. I picked up my telephone.
The person on the telephone said that he needed some help because he was shot. I asked him why he called me not his friend. He could not answer to my question.
He must be a drunken student.
I introduce myself as a bold fat forty year old woman who had 5 year old daughter.
He asked me if I had a sister or not. I said no.
He asked me if I had a young female cousin. I said no.
I think most men have some similarity. I hope he is not drunk now.